trash cans

Child just left the room carrying the trashcan. When asked why, he stated he was taking it to Gink, our cat.

stuff my kid says

Thank you left ear!

Crazy Stuff I've Said

Parenting makes some crazy stuff come out of your mouth. Things you would never say in ordinary, or even extraordinary conversation. This is a blog to celebrate the weird things I say to my child every day. I can't promise that I will post every day but I'll try. I do say something bizarre at least once a day so there's a lot of fodder. And you haven't even been around for the first three years but here are some of the highlights of the last month or so:

Good job pooping!

You can touch it with your hand but not your head.

You must finish your cookie before you can have any milk.

We don't throw toys, even when they're jumping really far.

This is the best chocolate tea soup I've ever smelled.